12 SIGNS THAT SOMEONE MAY BE A RAW FOODIST.

I realize folks who come to this blog aren't raw foodists. I'm currently not 100% raw (at the moment), but I laughed out loud when I read this list.

If you are or know a raw foodist - you will completely get this. If you are exploring, have fun with the idea of it. Either way - all in good fun.

RAW FOOD HUMOR: 12 SIGNS THAT SOMEONE MAY BE A RAW FOODIST

1. If you notice that the person in front of you in the grocery checkout line has twelve bunches of organic bananas in their cart – and they don't own any monkeys – they just might be a raw foodist.

2. If absolutely nothing in their cart comes in any kind of box or jar or can or bag, either they are boycotting all containers, or they are definitely a raw foodist.

3. If you find your neighbors growing large trays of what you think might be cat grass – and you know they don't have any cats – they just might be raw foodists.

4. If those same neighbors also use their oven as a cupboard and their stovetop as space for their dehydrator, they may indeed be raw foodists.

5. If one of your relatives claims the entire family-sized serving bowl of salad as their personal meal at Thanksgiving – and completely ignores the turkey – they just might be a raw foodist.

6. If that relative actually sculpts their own “turkey” out of a substance called “pate,” you know they are a raw foodist.

7. If you walk into a home where the kitchen has more strange contraptions than a well-equipped science lab, it just might be the home of a raw foodist.

8. If that same kitchen contains enough produce to feed an army battalion – and only 2 people live there – you are absolutely in the home of raw foodists.

9. If enticing aromas of pineapple, watermelon and mangoes waft over to you throughout the day from the work cubicle next to yours, your coworker just may be a raw foodist.

10. If that same coworker is the only person in the office still awake at 3:00 in the afternoon – and he never drinks coffee – he is most assuredly a raw foodist.

11. If your friend often speaks some gibberish language using strange words such as durian, goji, maca and cacao, he just might be a raw foodist.

12. If that same friend happens to know someone who goes by the name of “Avocado,” he is definitely a raw foodist.

Thanks, RawFoodGuide